{"product_id":"shirley-you-cant-be-serious-waffle-weave-kitchen-hand-towel","title":"Shirley 'You Can't Be Serious' Waffle Weave Kitchen Hand Towel","description":"A textured waffle-weave kitchen hand towel printed with a bold, all-over black-and-white portrait pattern. Lightweight but absorbent, the waffle knit adds tactile grip and dries quickly between uses. The lively repeating faces and hand-lettered name bring personality to everyday chores — this towel turns dish duty into a small, joyful moment in the morning. Lay it over a countertop, drape it from an oven handle, or keep it by the sink for quick cleanups. The single-sided print keeps the pattern crisp where it shows, while the hemmed edges hold up to frequent use and washings. Expect a secure, textured feel and a distinct visual statement that fits a playful, retro-inspired kitchen.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester waffle weave for quick-drying texture and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges for reinforced, long-lasting use\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant single-sided print with crisp black-and-white design\u003cbr\u003e- One size: 16\" x 25\" (may shrink up to ~1\" width after printing)\u003cbr\u003e- Thick lattice knit that offers grip and absorbency\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 25''","offer_id":48799254380761,"sku":"74638852317824763444","price":14.92,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0799\/8020\/0153\/files\/18190867231711051492_2048.jpg?v=1781136642","url":"https:\/\/www.upstatevintage.com\/products\/shirley-you-cant-be-serious-waffle-weave-kitchen-hand-towel","provider":"Upstate Vintage","version":"1.0","type":"link"}